Your participation in our City Council study is extremely important to the Council and your family's future.
Do you consent to this survey?
Your participation in our City Council study is extremely important to the Council and your family's future.
Do you consent to this survey?
How many spiders would you like to receive in your bed tonight as compensation for your participation in this study?
Don't worry if you are sleeping somewhere other than your own bed tonight - spiders always find a way.
Do you live within the city limits?
Where have you hidden the sacred amulet?
This is a City Council survey. If you don't live within the city limits, what the heck are you doing here?
The man in the corner will see you out. Don't say I didn't warn you.
You're a very smart citizen - lies are useless here.
Don't kid around with me. The City Council is deeply invested in our community, and certainly saw what you did last Tuesday.
Wonderful. We'll call in for questioning later.
Don't mess with us.
Don't mess with us.
Law schools graduates pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to overwork themselves to death and have a higher rate of drug and alcohol abuse than the general population. Do you really want to perpetuate that system by asking for a lawyer?
There's only one alternative to the long arm of the law: the short and many arms of bees.
The man in the corner will release you to them shortly.
Spiffing. The only order of business left is the film studio we'll use - do you want to film in Nightly News or Morning Memo?
...Cryptic Coverage? How do you know about Cryptic Coverage?
If you really work for M16, you'll know the cross-division password.
I know it can be hard to remember sometimes; I like to throw some similar words into every survey I make, just to remind me!
What is our password?You almost had me.
The man in the corner will see you now.
Well, I'm relieved and embarassed! Good to meet you, agent.
You're of course free to go - I'll call off the troopers and have your friend take the blame, as per protocol.